we stop at Jack in the Box to pee, and realize “this is the greatest trip ever”
we break for coffee and begin celebrating the bachelor party, things get wild with lattes. can you get lap dances at Starbucks?
the gang takes a bathroom break on the road-trip to Dallas and we try not to break the camera
the D.A. doesn’t want to hear my story about a 17 year old tripping on ecstasy, we quiz Abe about his sex life, and find out about candy snakes on the way to Dallas
shots, driving to Dallas, and neighbors cussing at us.
the group discusses killing strippers and existing warrants before we cross state lines.
pre-party before Lance’s Bachelorette party. we contemplate the first day or last day of our lives, while Abe speaks Jewish.