we stop at Jack in the Box to pee, and realize “this is the greatest trip ever”
wild bachelor party at Starbucks
we break for coffee and begin celebrating the bachelor party, things get wild with lattes. can you get lap dances at Starbucks?
i gotta use it for work
the gang takes a bathroom break on the road-trip to Dallas and we try not to break the camera
he had a snake in his mouth
the D.A. doesn’t want to hear my story about a 17 year old tripping on ecstasy, we quiz Abe about his sex life, and find out about candy snakes on the way to Dallas
i have to drive!
shots, driving to Dallas, and neighbors cussing at us.
on a serious note, do you have any warrants?
the group discusses killing strippers and existing warrants before we cross state lines.
day 1 of what could be the rest of our lives
pre-party before Lance’s Bachelorette party. we contemplate the first day or last day of our lives, while Abe speaks Jewish.